|This is what I look like before attempting to lamely shotgun a tall can of beer. It didn't go well.|
|As you can see the angle is all wrong. I got sprayed in the face. And I then I got a stomach ache afterwards. If you want to learn to do this properly go visit Whitney from Cheerios and Beer - she will sort you out.|
I really try to avoid getting stuck in places I don't want to be - I hate awkward situations but always seem to find myself getting into them. Usually I just stick it out. If I was really uncomfortable - I would call a friend. I am pretty lazy so walking home wouldn't happen. Mindy Kaling explains in her book "Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?" about the Irish Exit where you leave without saying goodbye and without anyone knowing. I would most likely try to pull something like that. That's my style. My friend Randalin is a master at the Irish Exit.
2. Do you like to PLAY sports?
Ummm...does beer pong count? No? Well then no. I like sports. I like to be active - but to be honest my life is too busy to add in organized sports to it. If I were to play one - I'd choose baseball. Mostly for the beer league qualities it promises.
3. Everyone has that one "different" song that they secretly love- what's yours?
This is question is too hard. I like a lot of different music. Probably music that no one likes - because it's that bad. But I am going to have to go with the first song I thought of. It's a terrible song - but when I hear it I want to dance. And then listen to it again. I can't help it. Steve shakes his head every time I put it on. *this is so embarrassing* I even know all the words. Dare me to sing it for you?
4. What is one thing you feel you are really good at?
Besides embarrassing myself? I feel sometimes I am a jack of all trades. I usually get kinda good at things and then move on. I never really stick it out to perfect it. Sewing, however, came really naturally for me. I think I am really good at it. I am not an expert. I can't do alterations (yet) but I think I would be able to learn. Oh and I also think I am getting better at design. I want to get better - so I've signed up for a blog design course in May. I don't know if I will do anything with it - but I think the knowledge will be useful.
5. A dog is running in your direction and barking loudly- what do you do?
Get out of dodge! As fast as humanly possible. I am terrified of running, loud, barking dogs. I have been bitten by a dog twice - on the face. This was the day my modelling dreams ended. Thanks dog. Now I am blessed with two beautiful scars to remember both of those terrifying moments. To be honest - I doubt I would ever get myself in this situation.
6. Star gazing or cloud watching?
I love cloud watching. It brings out your inner child. Last summer while we were camping I saw a pirate ship in the clouds. I made everyone look until they saw it. Can you see it?
7. What time of the day do you feel the most productive?
This bird is not catching any worms. The buffet has long been closed. I am a total night owl. If I could work a 12-8 shift - life would be perfect. Nothing is getting accomplished until after lunch. Mornings are very, very slow for me. How does anyone get anything done at 8:00 a.m.? It's just not going to happen.